Home team in caps:
Washington (+9.5) over Atlanta
Now here’s an odd one. When the falcon is handed to the Native American, the bird completely freezes. The key to Washington’s victory is… committing holding penalties? Whatever works I suppose.
CHICAGO (-2.5) over Arizona
The bear mauled the cardinal so badly the creature completely distintegrated before its corpse even touched the ground.
CINCINNATI (+2.5) over Baltimore
This is all about how much risk Baltimore puts into their gameplan. When the raven was 5 feet above the bengal tiger’s head, it was fine. Not so much when it swooped to within 1 foot.
Houston (+8.5) over INDIANAPOLIS
No “Texans” so I picked “Turban” instead. While the colt made a valiant effort to wear the turban with dignitiy, it was much to big for him, covering his eyes and leaving him blind.
Kansas City (+6.5) over JACKSONVILLE
One chief armed with a tomahawk successfully duels the jaguar 3 lashes with a wet noodle to one.
NEW ENGLAND (-10.5) over Miami
Nobody should ever watch a man ride a beached dolphin. It’s too disturbing. In related news, the Pats will totally nail Miami this weekend.
TAMPA BAY (+9.5) over Green Bay
It may have just been a trick of the eye, but the pirate seemed to float in a bay just a little bit better than the packer. It must be the warmer waters.
NEW ORLEANS (-13.5) over Carolina
With no “Saints” in Scribblenauts, I chose the suggested “Stilts” instead. Well, what do you know, when you drop them on panthers from high above, that wuss puss will probably die after the second drop.
Detroit (+9.5) over SEATTLE
The lion had an easier time batting down his avian prey than the bengal did.
N.Y. GIANTS (-3.5) over San Diego.
Will the warhorse charger have what it takes to defeat the giant? Nay. i feel so ashamed.
Tennessee (+3.5) over SAN FRANCISCO
The suggested “fencer” takes over for “forty niner”. he valiantly charges the titan, but doesn’t last long. First the titan knocks the sword from his hand, and then knocks the fencer back onto it. Sure, it’s only the handle and not the point, but the titan doesn’t look bright enough to get it right.
PHILADELPHIA (-2.5) over Dallas
This being a game in Philly, I tried throwing batteries at the mascots. The eagle got so pissed, I couldn’t do anything else except take the whuppin’. The cowboy got into it as well, but the eagle was far more vicious.
Pittsburgh (-2.5) over DENVER
There are no “Steelers” so I chose the suggested “sleepers”, pajamas, instead. Unlike the colt with his turban, the bronco had no idea how to put on the sleepwear. This sort of ignorance regarding your opponent is often fatal.
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