Scribblesports Special! Scribblesports will provide failsafe* predictions for all matchups in this year’s MLB postseason! And now for the division series:
Colorado Rockies vs. Philadelphia Phillies
The mountain (standing in for Rockies) is barely taller than Maxwell. This wouldn’t fare well for Colorado, right? Except the undersized filly was unable to jump as high as the mountain. This is one the Phillies won’t scale. Rockies in 4.
St. Louis Cardinals vs. Los Angeles Dodgers
No “dodgers” in Scribblenauts, so I used the first suggestion, “dogger” (a type of sailboat) instead. When the boat is dropped on the head of the cardinal, the cardinal struggles at the overbearing weight for awhile before succumbing to exhaustion. Dodgers in 5.
Minnesota Twins vs. New York Yankees
No “Yankee” in Scribblenauts, so I chose the first suggestion, “yoke” instead. As for Minnesota, “twin” summons a tandem bicycle. Simply put, the yoke goes nowhere while the bike can take you places. Twins in 3.
Boston Red Sox vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California, USA, Sol System
Serious identity crisis for Boston–the “red sock” came out white! (And we all know how the season turned out for the White Sox.) The Angel, however, still didn’t know what to do with the socks. You would think a barefoot angel that wears all white would put them on and walk all over them, but instead, he chose to fly high. Overconfidence? We’ll see. Angels in 5.
*By “failsafe”, I mean “awful”
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